With DC’s Aquaman in cinemas it is no surprise that The Mermaid place has made the sexy to-do listing in 2010.

I contorted myself into anything from an ‘ice cream’ to a ‘mermaid’. Tis the summer season for mulled wine and mistletoe emojis. But ‘tis also the growing season for compiling round-ups of all of the sublime and ridiculous items that occurred this current year – plus it’s fair to say 2018’s 'hottest' intercourse jobs had been within the category that is latter. It seems we were looking for some escapism this year whether it was…